Like tic-tac-toe and global thermonuclear war, the only winning move when it comes to the stadium game is not to play
Let's talk about my religious education, shall we?
CC Sabathia said some bad words, Jed Hoyer is not mad, he's disappointed, Qunicy Jones gives us some good advice, and we have a Muppet casting call.
Another no-hitter? Who doesn't like too much of a good thing?
Spencer Turnbull throws a no-no and Tony La Russa shows his whole ass
Albert Pujols makes his Dodgers debut, the A's start playing footsie with Las Vegas, Bill Gates is a pig, Eula Hall was a saint, and All Hail our Fungi Overlords
I'm here to make you feel terrible for all the good reasons
Silliness in Denver and in the trading card biz, idiocy from J.D. Martinez, inevitability from the Pac12 Conference, and what finding aliens might mean for us all.
Free Thursday, folks. Also: horse acupuncture, prime time freakiness, and some Willy Wonka-ass vaccine policy in Ohio that is so crazy it just might work.
In a predictable move, MLB and the A's threaten Oakland and in doing so reveal Rob Manfred's true vision for the future of baseball.
The State of Baseball, MDMA and psilocybin, canceled horses, playground gossip, The Eagles, and a return to the Dyatlov Pass.
Everything ends badly otherwise it wouldn't end. Just ask Albert Pujols. Also, nicknames, firing squads, and maybe I shoulda said "DiMaggio?"
