I'm on my way, I'm on my way, home sweet home
MLB wants you to be excited that it's farting around with cryptocurrency. The league really, really knows why we watch baseball, eh?
It was a drawer-dropping night around Major League Baseball on Tuesday
A losing streak ends, an oft-injured player is injured again, the goop crackdown commences, Frank McCourt shows his face, and employers get desperate.
How to waste an entire morning
Hey! You're young and swingin'! No time, to think about tomorrow! But there ain't no way to deny it! Some day you're gonna buy it!
Everyone's beefing about the foreign substance crackdown, deGrom is hurt again, two of my criminal friends are in the news, and I have a movie for you to see.
MLB's crackdown on the sticky stuff, a study in Quasi Supernormal Incremental Loss Inducers, ranking the Bezoses, Apollo Creed, and a putatively cremated cat.
Billy, don't be a hero. Seriously, just don't.
Passive-Aggressive ball-doctoring enforcement, The Chicago Anti-vaxxers, ESPN enters the sportsbook business, and Dane Dunning returns to Tinseltown
Ballwriters hate wild games and judges hate wild hearings, but they're fun for the rest of us. Also, Romanians love "Columbo." Who knew?
I wrote a speech for Rob Manfred. Think he'll use it? Also: Les Wexner, Jeff Epstein, Malcom Gladwell, and Loki, only one of which has redeeming qualities
