The Shohei Ohtani show, the old fart managers show, and my take on all of the All-Star Game fallout
There were four extra-inning games and eight one-run games, each of which were Opening Day records
Happy Opening Day!
Gimme a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a goddamn hurry!
Lowball offers, adequate-ball offers, vaccine incentives, an impending Odor DFA, empty cities, trailer parks, dumb criminals, L.A. in the 70s, and goth Raiders fans.
Playing games with Lindor, work from home tips, bad faith media attacks, keto cereal, and what we talk about when we talk about “the world’s sexiest bald man”
It's time for MLB to put its money where its mouth is when it comes to civil rights
Doctor my balls? Never. Makeup calls? Not anymore. Also: we will sell no wine before its time, and we will not disrespect editors. Best Regards.
Law and Order: Spin Rate, exploding birds, the Rocco and Derek Show, guns, Prince Harry, creative cartography and "California Split"
Pitchers shouldn't bat, the Rockies shouldn't be like this, a mostly forgotten ballpark is now gone for good, and some lawyers teach us that, if you're gonna lie, LIE BIG
Money, meth, and casinos. The death of an infamous bunter. Confused heroes, hailed monarchs, sanctioned side-hustlers, dead populists, and everything in its right place.
Hamstrings, lawsuits, gambling, baseball fish, baseball bats, baseball gloves, REALLY late library books, superheroes, and a Last Tango in Halifax
