The Padres sign a closer, the Mets and Brewers make a trade, what Ohtani's contract means for L.A., janky uniforms, a frightened car, A woman after my heart, Jackwagons, and The Rolling Stones
Cutch returns, Yay Jeets, unpopular opinions, one more thing about Posey, one more self-checkout thing, help to the homeless, environmental confederates, and the best state flags
The crime rate and free agency, the crime rate separate and apart from free agency, how Ronald Reagan made Americans shorter, and far, far too much about self-checkouts at the grocery store
Yoshinobu Yamamoto’s dinner plans, Max Scherzer's bad back, Tyler Glasnow's extension, Yuli Gurriel's new deal, the Royals keep workin' it, "Godzilla," "Living," and "Love Actually"
Introducing Ohtani and Lee, a trade is almost done, a couple of signings, a minor league rebrand, a retirement, Neanderthal genes, a book for serious enthusiasts, and life is comin' at me fast
A collective letter to Substack leadership
A possible trade, some weird Ohtani contract provisions, Zack Greinke's will to press on, old Certs, Musk's mess, gift maps, movies, "The Meatball" and "The Worm."
Jung Hoo Lee, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, the inevitability of a sports media gambling scandal, an SI purge, a new arena scam, “Archer” bows out, and Certs have caused me to become unstuck in time
Ohtani's deferrals, a trade, broadcast miscellany, a very long answer about what team I root for, the wish-fulfillment of Hallmark Christmas movies, gun buybacks, and 808 lines about 404 movies
I missed out on the chance to use "SHO-Canada" as a headline, so let's just talk about him signing with the Dodgers and the lousy state of baseball journalism these days
The O's might be for sale, Ohtani Watch, fizzling teases, real estate, a couple of signings, Great Moments in Embezzlement, and what to do with tyrannical kings named Charles