Fake crowd noise, fake investigations, fake integrity, fake neutrality, and yes, I have some thoughts about the shitheads to whom Substack has given advances.
Getting paid one's value, being free to be who you really are, thinking too damn much about salt, and looking 'round the decay of a colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The Reckless Rangers, the Bitcoin suite, would-be Senator J.D. Vance, and way too many words wondering if I should watch the Snyder Cut of "Justice League"
Spring training gets weird, I, of all people, have a gambling story, and we mourn the loss of art, the loss of Marvelousness, and the loss of an underrated model.
MLB messes with rules, Frank McCourt messes up a soccer team, Netflix messes with Blockbuster, MSU messes with its name, and a giant mess started a year ago.
Recklessness in Texas, baseball on the radio and dispatches from the United States of Elite America
Flutterballs, broken wings, squatters, morons, firebrands, the old neighborhood goin' to hell, and an obscure inventor goin' to heaven
Fun highlights, naming rights, Meghan and Harry fallout, ghost lots, the deaths of an American hero and a Rhéal one.
The Astros sign a pitcher, MLB suspends a jackass, dudes in Maui play baseball, and Harry and Meghan crave a different kind of buzz
NL Uniforms, unconvincing denials, right wing terrorism, and chocolate babka
Jackie Bradley Jr. signs, Chris Antonetti moonwalks, atypical surgeries are conducted, and I name the best uniforms each team has worn.
"Slam Diego" and "Dick pic Mick" -- one of these is a cool nickname. The other, not so much.
