The Brewers clinch the Central, Kimbrel is gone, baseball in North Korea, the last Woj Bomb, domestic terrorists, immigrants are saving Springfield, the worst fries, and death is not the end
Cora in the clear, Trout changing positions, shuffling at MLB HQ, a douche canoe in a kayak, Johnny Marr, Gen-Z on Chipotle, and body-snatching in the twilight of The American Empire
Good news for the Mets, Alex Cora is being investigated, Farhan Zaidi is a dead man walking, the MLBPA sues gambling companies, and we talk space cancer, destination fees, KISS, and The Smiths
A bad weekend for the Mets, a good weekend for the White Sox, Alex Cora's admission, a GM is extended, a manager is on the hot seat, J.D. Vance is even dumber than I thought, and my Pulp weekend in New York
Big Maple to retire, MLB issues a statement it shouldn't have to issue, a minor leaguer throws games, evil, Hunter S. Thompson, and a guest post that was calculated to drive me crazy
Lindor's heroics, Reinsdorf's bluster, a suspension, a vote of confidence, a dumb injury, sharp satire, pigs in space, and the Cola Wars head to the silver screen
A shutout, some shoving, Chris Getz admits something he shouldn't have, Kumar Rocker will make history, a bad Clemente Award nominee, Pulp, pie fights, Grohl, and Nirvana
Domínguez and Rocker get the call, Clemente nominees, Sacramento is gonna suck, Ed Kranepool. rushing the field, don't call the cops, "enigmas," and Prince
Taking some PTO today
John Sterling to return, don't stretch for a no-no, A.I. sports reporting, Repo Man, The MAGAchurian Candidates, a new nightmare, and how to be a morning person
A combined no-hitter, a long losing streak ends, a big contract extension, a retirement, a teenage surgeon, Merry Christmas, Substack Nazis, and Oliver Cromwell's head
A correction, baseball slang, The Gulls of Oracle Park, Pinnacle Man, a Lady-in-Waiting, taxes and tariffs, and what a drag it is gettin' old
