The hot stove, the insurrection, impeachment, trains, and Bowie
The Lindor trade, Gerrit Cole texted in his pine tar order, and we continue chronicling the End of America
The Day After The Insurrection
More on cars, more on naming rights, more on the Hall of Fame and some actually new things, like the Death of Democracy
A big broadcast booth move, an old car, a new name, and His Majesty's Big Porn Collection and Tiny Penis
Bean Dad, MF Doom and The Duck-Pocalypse
Leaving the Hall of Fame behind
The good news: someone has solved the Fermi Paradox. The bad news? We're living its solution.
Who's your daddy? The Padres, that's who.
Snell to the Padres, Niekro to Baseball Valhalla, and talk about cricket, bank robberies, a new national park, functional cars for the proletariat, and the bump-and-run.
The Phillies have a new GM, a New Deal program could be resurrected, and Dippin' Dots are about to have a moment.
La Russa gets off easy, Howie Kendrick retires, the Blue Jays win an award and, hey, who's that? Must be Santa, must be Santa, must be Santa, Santa Claus. AND HE'S GOT A GUN!
