The Dodgers clinch, the Cardinals surge, the military chain of command is totally borked, and Norm MacDonald ascends to comedy Valhalla.
The Giants clinch, Kershaw returns, old men battle in New York, and I bring the gloom and doom in Other Stuff because *gestures at everything*
Francisco Lindor muscles the Yankees out of playoff position.
A ballplayer said something interesting, a massive national temper tantrum is about to take place, and someone asked me questions so I answered them.
The Hall of Fame inductions, who knew what about Jonah Keri, and many words about raising kids in what feels like a doomed world
Blue Jays got that drip
You're welcome, New Haven
A couple of items and then some PTO for your pamphleteer
Or: how Craig spent his evening at the school board meeting
The good news: today is Free Thursday! The bad news: we regret to inform you that the McFlurry Machine is down. Hey, you get what you pay for.
A team has a COVID outbreak, MLB Network has some vaccine refusers, and Francisco Lindor and Javier Báez apologized. All of that's sad as far as I'm concerned.
