Lots of shutouts, a couple of comebacks, a curious waiver claim, some stadium shenanigans, the end of the soccer season, some lazy lawyering, automated pepperoni, and first jobs at pizza places
Takin' a day
Manfred blames the victim, MLB is being smart about Memorial Day, an extreme concession has dropped, the NYT calls DeSantis and Trump's campaigns "leftist" and we talk about Barbie and Musk
Kluber to the pen, the A's may have a deal, a Cubs prospect may have killed a guy, someone thinks baseball is not gay, Target caves to bigots, The “Revolutionaries," Jimmy Carter and Tina Turner
Squirrels, bats, phenoms, homecomings, tasteless jokes, self-admitted sucking, a Vegas deal, a scrapheap pickup, the last day of school, "Mad Men: The 1980s", DeSantis, Musk, Cruz, and the vice squad
Loopy recaps, the Dodgers doing the right thing, Madison Bumgarner's red ass, the loss of a great ballwriter, a night of unexpected NBA watching, Kyiv > Ohio, accidents, and vaccination survival
A couple of DFAs, a couple of injuries, Rob Manfred and the Sisters, Bauer in the bush leagues, I'm still house hunting, Martin Amis, and the orcas
The Dodgers’ P.R. disaster, the A’s stadium funding crisis, Cohen burning money, comebackers, "Guardians of the Galaxy", The Mouse, feelings-inducing emails, and Superstar Billy Graham
A big walkoff for the Mets, a big FU from the Dodgers to an LGBTQ+ group, a suspension, a callup, a dead bird, a surprise Picasso, a messed up house, bad P.R., and the death of a catchphrase creator
Chaos in Toronto, Dane Dunning stars, injuries, a retirement, some schadenfreude, my maturity, Florida's fascism, and I might've bought a house
Two-run homers and two-homer games, a big Babe of a night for Ohtani, the A's have another land deal, DeSantis continues to suck, Rudy Giuliani is disgusting, also: British accents and swearing
A dumb sexist comment from an ESPN announcer, Bryce Harper got mad, Willson Contreras is gonna catch again, an umpire famous for a mistake passes, and I talk a lot about my trip to Vermont
