Cup of Coffee: Happy Thanksgiving!

As I said yesterday, I’m not doing a proper newsletter today. I did a bunch of prep-cooking yesterday and I’m doing cooking-in-full today and I just didn’t feel like writing. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and I wanted to be offline as much as someone as Internet poisoned as I am can manage.

Still, I’d like to take one brief moment to tell you all what I am thankful for. No, not my family and my health and general good fortune and all of that. It’s easy to be thankful for that stuff.

No, I’m thankful that I’m not a rich, white billionaire because, as I learned yesterday, those sorts are discriminated against terribly.

So today, as you break bread with your family and count your blessings, be sure to be especially thankful that you’re not a white billionaire because I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.

Have a happy Thanksgiving, everyone.