Cup of Coffee: March 4, 2024

A notable free agent signs, collusion, Acuña, an old guy signs in Mexico, the Fanatics CEO has complaints, U L Washington, Mort, LeBron, and Baboon House

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Craig Calcaterra
March 04, 2024

Good morning!

One of the remaining free agents has found a home. One who just signed last week has a theory about the cold hot stove of the 2023-24 offseason. Atlanta got some bad news about its best player. A familiar name has found a clubs down south. Very down south. The CEO of Fanatics is not happy about all of the criticism of the new uniforms. A memorable player from the 1970s-80s has moved on to Baseball Valhalla.

In Other Stuff a notable NFL reporter has gone to Football Valhalla, which I assume likewise exists. LeBron James did a thing so, as you can imagine, there are some takes. Finally, I have questions about what I am going to refer to as Baboon House. And if you give me £4 million, I’ll make it mine and I will STILL call it Baboon House.

Let’s get at ‘er.

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