Cup of Coffee: March 29, 2024

Good morning!

This afternoon a young man named Jackson Chourio will make his major league debut for the Milwaukee Brewers in a game against the New York Mets. When he does so, he will be the first major league baseball player who is younger than one of my children.

It’s been a nice life.

OK, I won’t die. I’ll carry on. I’ll carry on with the recaps from the 13 ballgames which were played yesterday, Rob Manfred’s words about the Shohei Ohtani investigation, a Wander Franco update, A-Rod failing, and yet another weird MLB sponsorship.

I’ll then move on to Other Stuff in which we’ll discuss the death of the plan to move the Washington Wizards and Capitals to Northern Virginia, an update on that Titanic replica project, and one of the best examples of right wing brain worms we’ve seen in some time. Yummy.

Oh, and one last plug of my Opening Day sale. Which I think is OK because, thanks to yesterday’s rains — like tears in rain! — it’s still Opening Day for four teams:

Let’s get at ‘er.

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