Cup of Coffee: April 24, 2024

Good morning!

We had a Maddux last night and a couple of guys who each had two homers. They were Michael Tauchman of the Cubs and Riley Greene of the Tigers. I hope they both go to law school after they retire because a law firm called “Tauchman & Greene” sounds so perfect. Beyond that a prospect got called up, an old guy got signed, and some people had injury setbacks, which is basically the circle of life for baseball players.

In Other Stuff I get mad at an old guy assuming that young people are ignoramuses, I’m happy to say goodbye to non-compete clauses, the Bee Movie guy has opinions, and a couple of items about toilets and pooping and things for which I apologize in advance, and I don’t even wanna talk about today’s playout song.

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