Cup of Coffee: April 15, 2024

Good morning!

Today we laugh at some trash talk, congratulate a guy for doing a dumb thing in a slightly smarter fashion than most do, regret not knocking on wood, talk about Spencer Strider’s injury and Ippei surrendering himself, talk about what people didn’t talk all that much about when Dwight Gooden’s number got retired yesterday, and we play some fantasy baseball. Like, real fantasy baseball.

In Other Stuff I talk about soccer for the first time in a good bit, but don’t worry, it’s relatable enough for non-soccer fans too. Also: Nike strikes again, a rich person insensitively cosplayed as a poor person, and I regret to inform you that I watched “The Hunt for Red October” again and will, once again, be talking about it.

Personally, I give your chance at reading all of this . . . one chance in three.

*chews meat*

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