A night of offensive carnage, MLB takes over the Dbacks broadcasts, an extension, a record signing bonus, Jason Aldean is a fraud, and my son turns 18 years old. Holy crap.
Shohei Clutchtani, a combined one-hitter. a long-named debut, a Legends Home Run Derby, a Fraud Alert, and way, way too many words about Tom Cruise
The Brewers make a statement, I lose track of the Lowes, the Yankees are pretty terrible, the 70s Sports guy strikes again, Threads is cratering, and I voted, ate, and shared my Coast to Coast Diary
The schedule, a lawsuit payout, nominative determinism, degenerate gambling, “unrealistic expectations,” Lite News, and turning 50
The Cardinals are poised for a selloff, Rob Manfred gets told, the Pinstripes get ads, Immaculate Grid, a dumb betting scandal, All Hail Autocado, and how to destroy Ohio
Elías Díaz leads the NL to victory, Rob Manfred talks about expansion and balls, Tony Clark wants a relaxed pitch clock for the postseason, and I talk about the "Napoleon" trailer.
It's All-Star Day
Welcome to the All-Star break
All the baseball news of the day, Field of Dreams bourbon, my ongoing cat drama, and my breakdown of today's chaotic social media landscape
It's time for an All-Star break sale!
A bad day for Adam Wainwright and Shohei Ohtani, a bad diagnosis for Mike Trout, a possible career-ending transaction for Nelson Cruz, and I hit something of an emotional wall
Happy Fourth, y'all
