A collective letter to Substack leadership
A possible trade, some weird Ohtani contract provisions, Zack Greinke's will to press on, old Certs, Musk's mess, gift maps, movies, "The Meatball" and "The Worm."
Jung Hoo Lee, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, the inevitability of a sports media gambling scandal, an SI purge, a new arena scam, “Archer” bows out, and Certs have caused me to become unstuck in time
Ohtani's deferrals, a trade, broadcast miscellany, a very long answer about what team I root for, the wish-fulfillment of Hallmark Christmas movies, gun buybacks, and 808 lines about 404 movies
I missed out on the chance to use "SHO-Canada" as a headline, so let's just talk about him signing with the Dodgers and the lousy state of baseball journalism these days
The O's might be for sale, Ohtani Watch, fizzling teases, real estate, a couple of signings, Great Moments in Embezzlement, and what to do with tyrannical kings named Charles
The Juan Soto deal, the Craig Kimbrel signing, a looming threat in St. Louis, no thanks Bryce, reporters who have lost the plot, the Frick Award, Great Moments in Chipotle, trains, and Norman Lear
More Ohtani musings, the draft lottery, trades that are happening and trades that are not, a ballwriter writer honored, intentionally crashing your plane for clout, and my favorite books of all time
The latest steam off the hot stove, the trash fire that is the sports media industry, more TV talk, and Ohio political scandal that hits close to home.
A trade, a signing, a new Hall of Famer, a Juan Soto rumor, my doppelgänger, stolen donuts, getting the Led out, and my favorite TV shows
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Another award for Ohtani, an early long-term deal, the Yankees being cringe, SI's Sportsperson of the Year is silly, the Simpsons did it, what I want from my kids, and Shane MacGowan
